Ally. Late 20s. Wheelchair user. Fan of old films, old-ish books and weird music. Has many vintage crushes.


I can just see Harpo reading that and thinking *mwaha..* You know.. if cats could read tumblr…

Who says they can’t?!

Actually no, he’s too busy using the corner of a picture frame as a scratching post… until it falls off the windowsill…

Finished reading The Haunting of Hill House tonight. The first genuinely scary book I’ve ever read. Beautifully written, evocative, and proper creepy. I’m still feeling a little unsettled. Nobody knock on my door tonight, please…



The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.


I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Got a new external hard drive today. It’s almost sad how excited I am by how small and light it is. I can lift it easily with one hand, and it has twice the storage capacity of the old one. Yay technology!


we need to just take a minute to appreciate how much this gif epitomises my very existence.